Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Nostradamus - News from 2010


January - In a surprise press release, the UDC francavillese expresses, in one shot, their independence, their ideals el ' hatred for the Italian language.

February - The PDL francavillesi announces candidates for regional Iurlaro, Marinotti, Sarti, Burgnich, Facchetti, Tagnin, Guarneri, Picchi, Jair, Mazzola, Peirano, Suarez, Corso.

March - Uccio Curto elected Regional Councillor.

April - A Francavilla, Fasano, Cisternino, Mesa, San Donaci Capable and Bax are opened Casino.

May - died of a heart attack the proofreader of "No Columns".

June - Louis Galiano from 'fire Mimmo Bungaro.

July - Skip the agreement between the PD and PD Cafueri Marcello Marcello Cafueri.

August - In partial contrast with the tradition that the pin-up of the month and pretty stupid, John Campbell posing as Bunny in August for the cover of Playboy.

September - Councillor Fusco shoulder Alvaro Vitali in the new film "Peter in the City Council. "

October - In line with the full horror filmography that inspired them, the patrols will turn against its creator and form an independent state: Protoland!

November - Anthony DeFranco brought to life through the transplantation of the brain of the late Sergio Tatara. Thus a new superhero able to sleep and at the same time, insult the intelligence of the audience.

December - The two most extreme poles of the country are a historic agreement. Neorifondazione Fasciocomunista born. Laughter guaranteed!


Happy 2012 to all (the next two years I see them hurt)!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Baby Has Phlegm Throat

Open Letter to the Mayor of Francavilla


The following post is "an open letter sent to the mayor of Francavilla" by Savino D'Andrea, thank you for wanting to share it with "the patch". Be silent and pay attention.

Respected Mayor of my city, we are at the gates of Christmas, I ask for once, believe me, just once, to wear the clothes of Santa Claus beard, big belly and a traditional bag with the gifts to be distributed to good or not good citizens of his and our community.
not to put a joke, surely allow me and many fellow citizens to address the letter of wishes and I would like. Take note of
mine.
In the town where I live there is solidarity, not that of a bell tower but that which comes from knowing the other, from living next door, since they share the space, the problems, the festive occasions. That which arises from small aggregates of the district, schools, associations and expands in the common areas, squares, where you can measure with the other main issues and choices to make. That's precisely the point here, where are the spaces? For young people, children and the elderly?
I wish my town had more squares, and not mere crossroads.
I wish the young people of our city, our children, our children's children have containers where you can discuss and express their natural creativity, where you can host groups of artists, musicians and experience new and relevant experiences with them.
I wish my city would be welcoming, hospitable, to be returned as it was in centuries past: trade center and cradle of the culture of the Terra d'Otranto.
I want a city that knows how to prepare themselves to welcome the new because they fear losing not aware of the strong roots in history.
I wish my city was picked up by a quiet mobility, a sustainable mobility at last, he could develop the idea that any car is not a necessity but a real defect behavior of this company.
I want my city to discover the past to combine the future.
I wish the politicians were less political and more practical.
I would like our fighters were more urban and less ambush.
I would be greeted with a "want?" When I arrive in a city office and not to suffer the embarrassment of utter indifference.
I would like access to social services was easy and do not oppose all obstacles such as the broken elevator and the steps not to rule.
I would like the traffic off Captain Di Castri revolved around a roundabout.
I wish the roads were paved.
I wish the students of St. Ursula do not run the risk of being crushed by a car at each entrance and exit from the Institute.
I rejoice in a sports hall at last in our city.
I would like the commissioners to answer a simple e-mail and not denied to three phone numbers.
I wish the old town was liberated from the tangle of wires and other eyesores.
I would like the green Francavilla was not just that of the natural vegetation that grows on the tuff of our homes.
I wish you an idea of \u200b\u200bthe city finally was planning to citizens. I would like to see the Imperial Palace
returned to culture.
I want, I want you to listen to me and listen to the voices of many citizens that, despite everything, are not intended to be resigned to die in the city of Imperial.
Merry Christmas Mr. Mayor.

d'Andrea Savino

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Nc Or Nw For Undereye

living will, no thanks

receive and, very willingly publish.

Gent.mo Michael
I am sending you the following text as a post wondering if you publish it Lachiazzafrancavillese. I would be grateful and I promise you, if you publish, which I will address malizionsamente more about you.

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living will, no thanks

In a very inconsistent aims living wills referring to values \u200b\u200band principles of freedom and respect for individuals.
Let's see what question. With the living will indicates what the citizen wants to receive medical treatment for the case, which has become unable to care for himself or incapacitated, it would not be able to provide for themselves.
Warning: recipient of the will of the person who says he does not want to be cured or not to be fed in certain circumstances where it considers life not worth living, is the closest relative or partner or person who provides care and assistance of 'question. The will in practice end up free from any liability, especially moral, the recipient is the person who takes care of the sick.
We realize that some emphasis to national headlines, Welby and Englaro have shown that without any living will cure the patient who had claimed his will to stop unwanted treatment. The Constitution has been applied correctly. The relatives with the help of doctors, turned to the judiciary, have pulled the plug. You have taken responsibility, moral first, to what they have done; investigated for the possibility of murder, were acquitted without even a trial. Instead
living will is simply a mandate to the power of technology, namely the doctor, and with it, the bureaucratic structure of the Health Service, to act in behalf of the person claiming it to bypass both the responsibility of the neighbor who is caring for the sick and judicial control. Obviously, the ex post judicial control in the case of "proper application" of the Protocol of living will be a sad farce given that we would deal with a subject, however, now passed away. The end of life is a case in which the control of the Magistrate can only be estimates and, for that kind of control, we can only provide a judge.
Proponents of the living will is shown not to have studied the experience of the Holocaust and, therefore, nothing has taught them. They have no idea what the normal administration that made possible the extermination. If ten thousand Nazis have been killed in just three years seimilioni of people is because they have relied on the collaboration - sic! - Destined for the gas chambers on the basis of absent and procedures regulated by law (and here you could open a Christian reflection on the "legality"). Even the lists of those to be sent to the camps were made by the heads of the Jewish community that is intended by the parties themselves to certain death.
This tragic experience has taught us that to avoid any administrative procedure that gives the administration the option (which is an expression of the executive branch of government that is) to dispose of people's lives. The facts show us that in these cases we know how to get started but do not know how it ends. Samples galore if they can do given the natural genius of man to do evil. From the small vessels of the relative advantage of a serious illness apparently in anticipation of the inheritance, the government decides to get rid of a group of retired and disabled.
constitutional law that the person is subject only to the medical treatment she wanted, which, therefore, can escape from it as and when it wants, it is appropriate, just and good. This right is based on the liberal principle that the body is the person and not the State which can and should anything on it.
Consistent with constitutional law, the decision on end of life should be taken by the person neighbor who cares for assuming directly the legal responsibility and, above all, the moral weight. Upon termination of care must ensure in advance a magistrate judge on the basis of which authorize the removal of the plug. After the fact they may be subject to examination by the prosecution if requested by anyone who shows an interest.
you stop living will claim in the name of liberal values \u200b\u200bbecause it is a procedure very illiberal and contoured head with which the person gives to the State of the rights over her body contradicting centuries of struggle in the name of protection of Enlightenment rights of the person with whom it is meant that the body not the subject of available power as instead happens in dictatorships, theocracies and statist.
I ask, finally, the PD of Francavilla Fontana chosen not to share this kind of illiberal but to discuss them further in an appropriate manner that requires their delicacy.

Antonio De Franco """""""""""""""" END


NB: No change to the post was made by Michael Iurlaro which, incidentally, is dissociated in an ideal manner, the lexical and grammar on those expressed by Antonio De Franco.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

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A Christmas Carol Christmas


Christmas, 2009. There are still those who believe in miracles?
I do, because I saw an angel.


A Christmas Carol



"'Jamme sir, a few cents for the medicines," shouted the little boy with Romanian Marlboro in his mouth on the corner of main street, disturbing the rich and furred ladies all engaged in furious but always exciting Christmas gift hunt.
The reflections of the decorations on the street to the little tot Romanian donavano a crisp yellowish color, while the phlegm voice betrayed a past alcoholic.
"Please your worship of a bid for turnovers," continued the bimbino, and the tenderness that really stirred the hearts of bystanders was third only to the disgust felt repressed and racism. Suddenly
that differ between one and another, a tall, well dressed, with long waist to legs too short and with a strange foaming at the mouth, approached the Romanian sweetie with a gallant: "Hello, little boy Romanian, would deprive you of mica some change necessary to your livelihood to make an offer? "
" AO, vecchiàc but cazzu say, I do not see that 'died of hunger, I? 'NDU fuck pijo deaf to offer. "
The well-dressed elderly gentleman came up with his father to the child and, resting a hand gently on the shoulder and buttocks of a boy, exclaimed: "See, my wise little Romanian, it is a good deed that will allow us to save many of your children in the worst conditions."
"But the head of cocks', then yes RINCO de ugly! But you saw me? I stink and I do not wash for months, do not eat shit for three days. Come, then, move the legs from the thighs and remove from my cock. Not n'eur I've got. "
"At least 50 cents!" Said the old man from the big draw.
"You will 'fess. Vattinni before you load de hand ".
Then, in front of this desperate situation, the gentleman approached her lips wrinkled child's ear, according careful not to lose contact with his buttocks and, with a heart full of good feelings, whispered softly: "If you come to my house I can give you 20 €! Just be gentle with me. "
"Aaaahhh, ricchione well. Charity 'then I'm fucking. Vabbuò, go to your house so that in 32 years to go through the Romanian child merciful is not so easy. "
He said Mauro, francavillese thirty-two, as she walked away with his new friend.
he was an angel?
So apparently, while I saw him leave.
the street was beginning to snow and a new miracle of Christmas was to be accomplished again. Merry Christmas from Michael

Iurlaro.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

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Blood


count to 10, in so many sad moments in our life, we can certainly avoid excessive external. Those that were taken by the heat, bring us to express opinions even exaggerated, as honest and genuine. I, yesterday, I tried. I counted to 10, 20, 30. I arrived at 100. So amazing myself, am I came back and repeated the countdown. Now, I admit my limit, and with all the humility of this world, I ask: Who the fuck chose the Christmas decorations in Piazza Umberto I? Last night, in a square half-empty and dark, stood as an emblem of this golden age that has invested Francavilla two huge poles with attached skeletal limbs, able to make me feel so small, useless and disgusted that I would have preferred, by way 'of Christmas decoration, a baseball bat covered with white Lucette stuck up your ass after a healthy splash of sand in the Ionian Sea.
The culprit will be arrested? I do not know, but after all the baseball I have never regretted. Yum!

In the photo, the tree of death.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Go 'Follow your clit - Daniele Luttazzi


to 12 years away, the famous Italian for excellence in theater gives the monologue with which officially entered the wonderful world of lawsuits and complaints. Back then in Puglia a brave Daniele Luttazzi that Friday, December 18, challenge the dangerous proximity of Francavilla Fontana and his clever politicians with a " pornographic and blasphemous parody of an infamous bestseller for spinsters, the subject of a legal controversy that ended with a double victory for Luttazzi (in favor of whom sided with the names the most important critics: Maria Corti, Guido Almansi, Patrizia Violi, Alberto Bertoni, Omar Calabrese) . Desecrating a work that brings back, for more than a decade away, then stops and taunts became government programs or, as the mei personal use, small ass taken to local politicians.

The vision is strongly recommended but ignorant public.

Empire Theatre, Brindisi
Show starts at 21:30
Presale: 377 1324124

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Causes Of Skinny Knees

Video footage of the City Council.

I should give space to the request made by the President of cell Coscioni Sergio Tatara about the video recordings of meetings of the City Council.
course I agree and I support that request, for the reasons listed by the same Tatara. There will never be the famous "glass house" of public administration, but this proposal still represents a significant step forward if, as I hope, will be accepted.

decision authorizes shooting video sessions of the council

Given

- that the meetings of the council are public;

- that the while laudable service provided by local broadcasters authorized reaches only a marginal part of citizens, given the absence of publicity regarding the airing of council meetings;

- that (not having the City still has a website worthy of the name) it makes a striking gap between the citizen (perpetually misinformed on what you decide about her life) and institutions;

- the fact that citizens want to personal commitments or because of logistical difficulties, either because they are not informed about the establishment of board meetings or for any other reason related to a lack of stress from the same building, not physically take part in municipal councils;

- but which the new council chamber ( from very small) is entirely inadequate to accommodate people who want to hear discussion;
- it would be desirable (but at the moment is quite impossible) to broadcast online live and in full of all board meetings on the website of the City;

- that in light of all the above "known to act", although it is a cardinal principle in a liberal state, is now wholly unapplied,

I, the undersigned, adv. Sergio Tatara (born on 11.03.1980 in Mesa and resident on the street in Francavilla Fontana Palumbo 18), as President of the local cell "Luca Coscioni,

ASK

being authorized person (or providing expressly authorized it to a third party) to make the audio-video recording, or part, of Board of Directors of all meetings (from next) of the Municipal Council of our city.
As reiterated by the Guarantor of privacy, with pronunciation n. 119, 11-17 / 03/2002, the disclosure documents and council meetings is expressly guaranteed by the consolidated text of the laws on local government (Legislative Decree no. N.267/2000), which defers to municipal regulation the introduction of any limitations, that are not present in the current Rules of the City Council of Francavilla Fontana.
With this, it is considered to comply with the rule that requires all participants in the board meeting to be duly informed of the existence of the cameras and the subsequent dissemination of images.
These records will be maintained by the Company and will be made available on a web site linked to the area www.francavillaradicale.bl ogspot.com, www. fainotizia.it (exploiting the capabilities of video-portal http://www.youtube.com ), www.facebook.com, www.petrolioblog.it and / or offered to citizens, associations, television, radio and newspapers who request them.
The intent, designed to ensure constitutionally recognized right to information, is to make a service (free) to citizenship to bring citizens closer to the administrative life of the country.
Through the online distribution of images of the sessions, will certainly be possible to achieve a more substantial number of people, including in relation to the extraordinary accessibility of the Internet ensures that images at any time, allowing the citizen's vision of what takes place in the board without the constraint of a particular time.
course of your attention and your consent, I take this opportunity to extend my best regards.


Sergio Tatara - Pr esidente cell Coscioni Francavilla Fontana

Friday, December 4, 2009

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Trick or Treat?

I will, to elementary schools, so basically I was a child and I never liked bullies. It will be that, if paid to do something, I would never lose time antics, which I have too much respect for other people's money. Maybe because I do not want to joke now. Please pass it to you, I bet.

A bit 'of the news:

During the City Council Wednesday, December 2, in preparation for the election of Vice-President of the Municipal Council, the coupons were distributed on paper for the casting of votes. It 's all very easy, simply indicate your preference by writing the name of the candidate. For Councillor Fusco, however, was to be a very tedious procedure as it has thought well to pellet and then rip the paper. So nell'ilarità general has affected the ultras These in turn east, drew the city clerk and demanded another coupon, mica because he pays. In nothing is the call of the President Iurlaro served in a festive atmosphere that has advanced not only Christmas, but Carnival and Easter.

The number of emails, phone calls and feedback that I received in the last hour the incident lead me, as a citizen, to demand an official apology Councillor Fusco, or, if they were not possible for reasons not understandable to us adults, its resignation.

Accurate, there is no malice in my application. Only the fear that someone, given the time, do not hesitate to play with minerve during board meetings. In bad taste some people, unfortunately, there is no end.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

South Park Prelude To Tokugawa Cheat

SUITE 77: Food & Drink


What do you need a country like Francavilla Fontana?
a library that transcends the bounds of human decency? Naaaaa.
of private roads with potholes, rocks, dead babies? Imagine.
vigilant parking or sentient? Absolutely.
Francavilla needs joy, joy, a beautiful large bar and good beer. To drink in a warm and comfortable, perhaps. In this regard, Thursday, December 3, in Piazza Umberto I, I cite the family tries to bring some 'healthy optimism in a country on the brink of a press release with the UDC Suite 77 , A local GGiovane (but not too much) where its money is definitely better than those born between the benches of the City Council of Francavilla.
quality cuisine, golden beers and cocktails professional ready to make you forget the country you live in shit.

Suite 77 : only for those numbers, he can also add them.